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I never thought I'd really be writing stuff here again. I have been out of the loo[ too long, I've lost my will to live, and aside from the occasional episode of
Sword Art Online or
Girls und Panzer, I'm not watching much of anything any more. My own take on things really doesn't mean much and no one is reading this anyway. But if I don't actually say something about
recent events regarding Wizard World Chicago I am just gonna end up murdering the next person who has their car alarm go off in the middle of the night down the block. (Link is to The Chicago Tribune).
That's right Social Justice Sally, shit's about to get real.
The basics:
Self-Important jerk throws hissy-fit until a vendor selling replica and fantasy guns is kicked out of Wizard World Chicago.
Ok here we go with this...
Ug. Remember in the 1980's there was always that one kid's mom who didn't want her precious snowflake to play with any sort of "gun" or "gun looking object" because it was supposed to have some sort of mental effect, so the end result was that kid just getting left out of any games of GI Joe or where you pretended to be The A-team? Remember how dumb that was in retrospect? Well some sheltered hipster apparently thinks that "guns are bad" and is taking this thinking to the next level. That level is not only "guns are bad" but
you shouldn't be able to buy a
replica one in order to complete your badass Blade Runner cosplay. Yes I know you're a grown adult but this guy knows best so he shall be the ultimate arbiter of what you get to do.
One place that political shenanigans don't belong is the fandom. Now before you start a slobbering comment along the lines of "OMG how can you even SAY that! Don't you know that
Starship Troopers is an allegorical satire of blarg blarg wharrgarble!" Yeah, but that's an artistic work... a singular piece for consumption by those who wish to do so. I'm talking about the fandom, and the fandom is always two things. 1) Fun to hang around in. 2) A mutherfucking
business. You know what's bad for business? Yeah, exactly this. Letting galvanized ideology that leaves no space for the realities of existing as a business, is a recipe for disaster and sends the message that manufactured out-of-touch faux outrage garbage is something that is much more important than your ability to engage in
any part of the fandom you choose to, which has always included replica weapons, from
Han Solo's Greedo-blaster, to whatever the hell this is used for:
There is no waiting period in Texas!
To use strong-arm tactics to force a business to withhold access to their events from vendors which sell things you personally don't like is something you do when the vendor is NAMBLA or the people who invented the Rage Virus, not to a company that's been filling a demand that is an integral part of cosplay fandom, replica guns. (Although any event that needs to be informed that NAMBLA or
Rage Virus R Us shouldn't be there, might not be one you'd really want to go to in the first place). This is something that shouldn't need reiterating in as many forms as possible, but once you see what the source of this mess is, it will unfortunately become obvious why repeating this ad nauseam probably still will fail to get the point across.
Page 7 in the 2016 rent-a-hipster catalogue.
This is Matt Santori-Griffith, editor at
Comicosity and self-described Social Justice Warrior in his very own words (see earlier graphic). He is the one leading the charge to have vendor DS Arms removed from Wizard World Chicago. This is also the photo that appears when you look up the definition of
Gentrification and its causes. They probably rail about how bad gentrification is with absolutely zero self-awareness. It requires a lot of privilege to be able to look like that and
not have to worry about finding employment. Actually this person probably rails about how bad privilege is also, with absolutely zero self-awareness as well now that I think about it. So this bearded penis walks around thinking "
guns are bad" for what is probably a mix of reasons that range from legitimate to ridiculous. Matt Santori-Griffith has spent so much time in a little bubble however, that if anything serves to remind, that guns in fact exist at all (and therefore reminds him that guns are bad), it must be eliminated from the public sphere and stamped out of existence entirely. Doesn't matter what
you think, you gave Matt a feels-bruise and now that which was used as the catalytic instrument of his self-inflicted perturbation, must be eliminated forever and all time.
Much like anyone you just want to scream "go back to Ohio" at, they are not interested in actual discourse, but rather
simply shutting down any platform deemed unacceptable. The concept of allowing people to be free to choose to patronize or not patronize the business they do not like, is an absurd one to this type of person if it is in any way incongruous to their rigid social standards. This unabashed inanity is not even the most grievous of offenses. What is genuinely appalling in this matter is a stated interest in a willingness to fundamentally damage the event and fandom itself, if it does not comply with such an ultimatum. Their stated necessary behaviors they demand must be enforced upon all. They are interested in the total destruction of anything, be it an activity, the written word, or various shades of the color blue, which cause within them an intellectual counter-resonance to their own perceived reality. That perception of reality they have, is nought but a matrix of mental holograms lacking any tangible substance. Any means they have at their disposal, or are able to hijack, will be employed in an effort to completely extinguish counter-revolutionary thought, with no regard to any collateral damage it may cause. For if the ends do not justify the means what does? Yet the notion that "the ends" themselves could be unnecessary is treated as blasphemous.
The fact that DS Arms is also a licensed retailer of functional firearms isn't sufficiently relevant here, because they were not going to be selling any real guns there. Real functional guns aren't involved in any of this, so it's not a 2nd Amendment issue. Actually, there's no Constitutional protection for replica guns at all, they're just not illegal most of the time. If you are going to make some sort of foolish argument that since they make and sell actual guns it doesn't matter if there were no real guns for sale there, then I hope you never have had to get on a Boeing aircraft or use a Halliburton ATM because you just supported their weaponized products by proxy and blah blah blah. See how dumb that sounds now? But again there is not an interest in people having freedom to show their approval or disapproval of a business by voting with their dollars, they want absolute enforcement of their agenda. Trying to inform people that their money is better spent elsewhere is fine, taking revenue away from Wizard World from a paying vendor simply by decree is not. Whether it is being an exclusive arbiter of
who is allowed to wear their hair in dreadlocks, or acting as the absolute authority to
decide where the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution begins and ends on a college campus, they don't back off when there is blood in the water, they ramp it up
as hard as they can.
We can unfortunately expect to see efforts to go even further now that these people know they can force event organizers to do what they specifically want if they jump up and down and scream loud enough like a toddler in the cereal isle. Will convention floors will become covered in the open sores of social conformity as they demand that all cosplay be subject to a "cultural appropriation" test? That would suck. Forget singing any
karaoke if it contains any words on the "trigger list" because those aren't allowed now. Some college campuses are getting really worked up over the Halloween thing but seem to not want to stop until all cosplay is banned, not just objectively inappropriate ones. College students are a big part of convention attendance, and people willing to institute (or even put up with) such ridiculousness on a campus, they are going to want to take those various flavors of stupid to other areas as well. Think this is too over the top to really happen?
This is NOT a joke, they are actually saying this for real.
It could have been called "No One's Sky" but there would have been a slight loss in meaning for English speaking audiences because of the added implications of the term "noman's" as it apples to spaces or areas.
The gentrifyer types are more than happy to destroy the very thing they are trying to "protect" if it means stamping out any contrary position to their agenda. And fandom is not safe from this kind of antic. Don't think so? Then there's someone I want you to know about:
Yep... worse than Pol Pot apparently.
And if you have to look up who Pol Pot is, then just go back to Tumblr.
This is a high school girl, known on the internet for drawing fan-art under the name of Zamii070. If you already know about this,
then you know what happened, but for those of you who may have missed it, here is some information relevant to the points we're talking about. Zamii, as all fan artists are like to do, had a favorite group of characters she like to draw, that being characters from Stephen Universe. She looks like crap in that photo because it was taken in the hospital, after a suicide attempt brought on by a relentless barrage of attacks by Tumblr's slobbering hoard. Why did they push a high school girl to the edge of suicide? Because they think she engaged in "cultural appropriation" by drawing a character in a generic Native American type of outfit. If you asked one of these attackers if it were Anasazi or Lenape culture it was appropriating, do you think they would even know? Of course not, all First-Nation culture is all totally the same right? Ug. Oh and she also drew a character being "too thin" ...yeah, apparently that's worthy of spectacular amounts of online harassment.
Now here's what should scare you. When the actual artists of Stephen Universe said "hey how about we try just being nice to people and let them draw what they want" the hoard turned on
them as well, bemoaning and lamenting how the actual creative staff of a show they professed to love so much, could "betray" them like that. Attacking them for being against their set of absolute human values. Incongruity of thought is not met as a learning experience by these people, it is met as a physical attack. It is not the only time that
toxic fandom of Stephen Universe decided to shit where it eats. This is what happens when you put social politics in-front of a creative work about sentient rocks that can smash themselves together and make weird creatures with 4 arms (and maybe 2 butts... we can only hope).
But you may be saying "oh well that's just Tumblr and
Stephen Universe fans have always been terrible." Yes, terrible, full of energy, and lacking direction. They're lacking so much direction that whenever a lightning rod is exposed for them to target their rage at, they don't care if the rod itself is destroyed in the process. If human dingle-berry Matt Santori-Griffith is any indication, the anti-fan community has finished with the dead rotting corpse of Tumblr and is now willing to attack anything they can with a absolute fanatical devotion to an engineered social template so strong and destructive, that Robespierre himself would say "woah, that's too intense."
...If you actually have to look up who Maximilien Robespierre is, then just go back to High School.
Make no mistake, this awfulness is coming to a convention near you. People like Matt Santori-Griffith call on directionless rage and aim it wherever they damn well please, threatening the specter of not only event boycotts, but the potential for real physical unrest at these these events. The convention is for different segments of the community to socialize in and share ideas that they can use to make nicer and innovative creative works, it is not a place where a deranged few enforce a lockstep of intellectual intolerance regarding anything they don't like. If you put a vegan in charge of a bacon festival, it's going to be terrible for everyone. If you put an absolutist in charge of an event which showcases and celebrates diverse creative artistic works, you get thought police.
I haven't written much in a few years. So go back and check out some of the older stuff I've covered. Read the actual date that I wrote it and then ask yourself if I'm usually no good at seeing which way the wind is blowing onto the writing on the wall under the aligning stars.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
The term "Social Justice Warrior" has been around since 2006 but it sure it a loaded bunch of words to say the least. Social Justice is real and important and something to strive for. Social Justice "Warrior" is all too often someone who just goes full Leeroy Jenkins straight into the dynamic with no direction, strategy, or thought, and so they end up... well Leeroy Jenkinsing it for everyone. And now Fox News found out about it and has started using for literally everyone who isn't a Trump supporter so can it even mean the old meaning anymore? What a friggin mess.